EDIT: The page for Midnight Poker was making all kinds of 403 errors for some unknown reason, so I decided to just delete that page and add that strip to this page. Enjoy your strip roommate, Boredom!

“Laurels” is one of those words that, if you say it a lot in a row, makes absolutely no sense. Go ahead, type it into a TTS application a few hundred times and let it speak.