Do you enjoy this comic? Want to give me money, but don’t want any wooden coasters in return? Does my cast page confuse and infuriate you? Then check out my Patreon page. If you pledge some money, I’ll give you access to cool stuff like a patron-exclusive sketch blog and a downloadable version of my Super Cast Page!, enhanced with Xbox 360 controller support and unlockable Handsome Swag!
Swag your tail, Scootsie!
I’m going to MAGFest in January, which means three things:
If you’d like to help me with the last one, I’m accepting guest comics for Guest Week 5: The Fiveworks (subtitle pending, as per usual). Guidelines are pretty simple – use any or all of the Beeserker characters in a strip that’s 900 pixels wide, and send it to kyatt@beeserker.com by January 21st, 2015. Also, please include a link to your comic and what you’d like your name to be credited as.
Thanks in advance!
~Dr. Kyatt
I made a new cast page for Beeserker. It’s an interactive Flash file that I formatted like a character select screen – it’s like Scienceman Twins, but if all the playable characters were from Beeserker and it didn’t have any actual gameplay.
I’ve done it, you’ve done it – at some point, I think we all joked about how Beeserker’s head looks like a Jack-O-Lantern. Therein lies the premise for the contest I’m hold this month. A pumpkin carving contest! The First Annual Beeserker Pumpkin Carving Grand Championship!
The rules are simple – make a pumpkin (or pumpkins) look like a Beeserker character (or characters), take a picture, and send it to me. As long as the photo involves pumpkins and this comic, you’re in the game. Contrary to the name of the contest, I don’t even care if you paint the pumpkins or use lesser gourds (although points will likely be deducted). The only thing I ask is that you don’t endanger yourself or others while taking said picture. That means no filling a pumpkin with actual bees or making an Ursinerator Jack-O-Lantern fueled by an entire bottle of lighter fluid. Please.
Prizes will be awarded to my three favorite entrants. The second and third place winners will each receive a set of appropriately spooky Bootsie pins and a 4″ x 5″ doodle of a Beeserker character of their choice. The first place winner will receive a set of all six Beeserker pins, the aforementioned character doodle, AND this one of a kind Winner’s Coaster…
While your winning pumpkin will quickly rot away or be destroyed by Billy Corgan and his gang of ne’er-do-wells, this wooden coaster will be long-lasting proof of both your skill and my pride for you. Also, you can set drinks on it. Send entries to kyatt@beeserker.com by November 2nd, 2014 (I’m giving you a couple of days, should you want to put the pumpkins out on Halloween night).
Have fun, and try not to cut your fingers off!
I’m thinking that there are people out there who want to support me monetarily, but don’t see the need for wooden coasters (I understand – I never used coasters before making them myself). For them, I made a Patreon page for Beeserker. If you have a dollar or two (or three, or any positive integer…) to contribute a month, please do! I made a Patreon-exclusive wallpaper for anybody willing to throw at least a dollar my way, and I’m going to make a new one each month. This month’s wallpaper features a drawing of a bizarrely demure Cosmic Scootsie X, the preview of which you can see to the right.
One more thing – on the off-chance that this Patreon passes the $100/month mark, I’ll bring back Thursday updates! That’s right, 3 updates a week, just like it was 2010 or something. So click here and become a patron.
Update: I added a $2 level that grants access to exclusive blog posts where I’ll share sketches from past strips, and even some rejected ones. I’ll be making at least two such posts a week.
